I've been sick the last couple of days. I'll spare you the details other than I was brought to my knees, violently ill. I think it was some sort of bug because Jamie had it last week (and I refuse to believe that a burger from Fox Studios did this to me, burgers can do no wrong), so while I've been feeling revolting, I have found two upsides.
1. No detox, atkins, or cabbage diet can ever achieve the weight loss I have achieved in the last few days. Good upside.
2. Not that I doubted it, but Jamie definitely loves me. Because love is dabbing bits of vomit of your beloved's t-shirt, rubbing their back as they lie on the bathroom floor, and getting endless cups of lemonade, water and tea.
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