Exclusive clubs

I desperately, madly want to be part of a club like this one day.  So awesome.  World renowned detectives sitting around and solve cold case murders over a good lunch.  I feel the total opposite about this club - each and every member of which I want to slap.  Bratty little rich kids trying to maintain some sort of air of exclusivity with other trust fund-ettes who can't handle the real world.  Their parents have done them no favours.